The Golden Throne Room of Ethnon is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Marcus Antonius with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ban on automobiles, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 17.683 billion Ethnonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Moral High Ground. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Ethnonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,795 trillion Tetradrachms a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 214,656 Tetradrachms, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose, the arms industry is strictly regulated, teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones, and diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ethnon's national animal is the Bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is A Pantheon of Gods.

Ethnon is ranked 263,612^th in the world and 3,985^th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -9.15 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.