Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7thHealthiest Citizens: 47thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 69th
The Europian Federation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Europia
The Europian President
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Bagojo

Population13.731 billion

CapitalBrussels
LeaderThe Europian President
FaithAgnostical Theism

CurrencyEuro
Animalany eagle

The Europian Federation of Bagojo is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by The Europian President with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, state-planned economy, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.731 billion Europians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brussels. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Europian economy, worth a remarkable 3,839 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 279,638 Euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,041,251 per year while the poor average 52,712, a ratio of 19.8 to 1.

Armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Bagojo, men are enrolling into lady etiquette courses, and escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bagojo's national animal is the any eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Agnostical Theism.

Bagojo is ranked 10,231st in the world and 382nd in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 5,433.47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7thHealthiest Citizens: 47thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 69thLongest Average Lifespans: 72ndBest Weather: 84thMost Corrupt Governments: 120thLowest Crime Rates: 288thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 327thMost Patriotic: 394thMost Influential: 624thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 819thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,105thMost Devout: 1,435thLargest Black Market: 1,460thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,907thMost Pacifist: 2,019thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,518thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,009thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,049thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,699thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,131stHighest Average Incomes: 4,309thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,551stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,865thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,130thHighest Food Quality: 5,146thMost Developed: 5,803rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,500thHighest Economic Output: 6,859thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,087thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,615thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,090thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,571stMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,072ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,231stMost Advanced Public Education: 12,063rdLargest Governments: 13,435thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,018thMost Stationary: 14,884thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 19,171stMost Efficient Economies: 19,997thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 31,135th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionMost Patriotic: 13th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionLargest Black Market: 32nd in the regionMost Devout: 36th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 42nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 45th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 48th in the regionMost Influential: 56th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 61st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 61st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 62nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 71st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 83rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 86th in the regionMost Pacifist: 98th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 117th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 120th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 133rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 187th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 191st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 209th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 220th in the regionMost Stationary: 222nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 235th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 240th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 263rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 267th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 323rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 382nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 388th in the regionLargest Governments: 398th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 404th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 406th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 419th in the regionLargest Populations: 446th in the region
Has WA voting rights.

Endorsements Received: 361 » Aguaria Major, Kwaj, New Lakemba, Northern Zorbrasnka, Kaschovia, Territorio di Nessuno, Varisland, PotatoFarmers, Great Bights Mum, Shibutani, North Bratislava, Wolffoxia, New Bacalao and the Aurora Islands, Polgaria, Potass, PlanetMercury, Greater Portugaliza, Democatic Donkeys, Lotion Empire, Ethnon, Furballland, Malta Comino Gozo, Gorundu, Darths and Droids, Lemonbiscuits, Walter Jackson, SORT, Ateala, Viridiann, Gendirt, Nationeer, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Seenvorland, Wilkshire, Xagill, Ayuzhhhhh, Casscata, Soviet Terran, Royaume des loups, Azzarel, Frismana, Dojestan, The Realm of Dorne, Tiodann, Elnir, Kazanqa, Gmt2001, Karazan, Amestris-Britannia, Koda-Land, and 311 others.Gastravon, Omnistria, Vexilia, Joevala, North Arkana, Aerilia, Avalon, Dicko, Laurendon, Zerentopia, Necromonia, Fredericksborg, Harjad, Virginian Inquisitors, Maott, Mk Steele, Lynxsk, Simone Republic, Unsophisticate, Lovarpia, The Greater Spanish Empire, Falloa, Bueszqostan, Delitai, Eaetafershe, The Windmilluminati, Phoronu, Bankowiata, Mondstadtes KaiseReich, Ricel, Sanctum Teriaris, Nistriabar, Singamadri, Newest Foundedland, Balibistan, Chukstik Illahi, Northern Cheek, SussyAmongUsLand, Slaca, Arrivederci, The Union of The People of Britannia, Argylia, Luminerra, Neutral Federation of the Mountains, Arucaria, Isenoka, Banstria, New NVegas, Satreburg 2, Cadonio, The Great States of Mexico, Altanteean, Hannoven, Ascentida, Imperio de Castilho, Aweentitante, Polleend, Uselessness, Isla Matador, Maximus Rex Land, Dakota Territories, Solicetine, Neopie, Alsion, Penguins States Of Antartica, Anarres II, Skytasia, The Devskian Revolutionary Republic, Mesvice, Christian Killeshandra, JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL, Honeymoon Avenue, Hinomia, Alcaria, Sil Dorsett, Federation of Vanguard, Old Emporia, Troll Punishers, Elomania, Soberis, Aeurithianar, Hiyzis II, Windurst, Sortopia, Russila, Putzilvania, Grande Guanabara, Gaalar, Unified-Korea, Pradovnia, Dacarbatia, South Baba, South Oasine Mented, Filbustan, Paladani, Solmetria, Fincy, Burback, Shrikisthan, AJTON, Parpyduckland, Phii, The Uhhhh, KAP03land, Ottoman Empireee, Motaialtefth, Ioresca, Scres Gidgerland, Amestny, Spathganistan, The Northern Ice, Hizuru, Stal Valley, Kobagia, Minilands, Sikol, Savaska, Steamania, Trajonia, Alder Alderaan, Mirav, Arostica, New Aquitaine, Radored Welandion, American Reepublic, Kandorith, Our India, Texaska, Inner Reriar, Mystris, Bloxian States, Loutsland, Changjo, Semi-Socialist Republic of Thyagalia, Jughru, Darkanistan, Valentine Z, Gasienice, Tragesch Firwat, Sindoesia, RealTacoMan, Neopunk-Brazil, Wisconsota, South Parter, Bardopia, Verumir, Merantang Kota, Esperonia, Neo-Zulthyrland, El Caldron, TamilPesum, Marlducro, Xentherida, The Iron Lions, Republic of Sord1and, Arantha, Quaeteno, Salzcovia, Everything Decided at Random, NEMICY, Aleutria, Tallinia, Alpanna, The Farlands Republic, Halsoni, Votak Matim, Plexaris, Tenana, Massattack, ForFishing, Uncreative name, Nasao, New Kisha, Fated, Balticana, Lawrencez, Krapinovka, Tletchlen, Defenestrata, Cascade-California, Heladin, Laforeia, Bochlon, Ganggas, Mount Cecilia, Pytong, Aquila Islands, Engine Unions, Feolema, The Unicrons, Origin Islands, Einhetia, Dreadton, Vertigoism, Boobiestan, Enimero, Coulumb, Everywheristan, Yokciq Empire, The Black Cathedral, Islandwalk, Selfgradatude, Aeolist, Freedom and Democratic Socialist, New Ourlandia, Hannako, Cytheraon, Bananyo, Germanic Cat, Name 0 WA Account, Esteneng, Lavender, The Kelvan Republic, Picairn, Petronellania, Kappacon, Fengate, Inevitable Poverty, Civaliana, The Fire Nation of Elill, YarraQistan, All Creation, Tukerestan, United Orange Valley States, Aenglaland, New Eleria, Great Femdomia, Tropicanadaunion, Eggplant Island, Magornymeriourg, Greater North-America, Fachumonn, Shapeville, Llan, The Deccan Federation, Second Provania, Eastern Fuza, Nicki minaj endings, Kainin, North Norda Islands, Nimehazad, Yukti, Treekidistan, Rex Republic, Serboslavonia, Padokea, HuyRemy, Neo Rojava, Qingqiu, Esmeralda democratico, Huguitito Land, Kirion, The people of Gabon, Verminland, Motariburg, -West Korea-, Eraver, Quality Nation, The Austro Germanic Union, Moneybagmen, Valkoristan, East Plate, Empty Void, Zecit, Serkovy, Outer Tred Soveu, Ruissia of Usseira, Ardok, Tape, Valaira, Glendwith, Hadrex, Enfindania, Spokenhoke, Taguime, Felpolandia, Nordoya, GoldDSTATE, Etlajhia, Funnle Kake, Elephant Bill Land, Abcsallion, Cursed Gorrilla, Afria Thebel, Lower Christland, Ventusky, United Araman Katic, Abelvarin, Sao Raimundo of Piaui, Homalia, Hendarxia, Fupiju, Therrielan, Phodopus, Mo Ce, Rainengrad, Flydale North, Federation Terra Australis, Bonderovia, Neo Franchia, Liberal Communities, South Corgania, Free Azrelia, Anchor Islands, Liberltania, Khoik, Columbardy, Frestov, Sepraza, Naskralenistan, and Owion.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bagojo voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Missing Persons Coordination Act".
  • : Bagojo changed its national demonym to "Europian", its demonym adjective to "Europian", its leader to "The Europian President", its motto to "Europia", and its nation type to "Europian Federation".
  • : Bagojo changed its national demonym to "Euronian", its demonym adjective to "Euronian", its leader to "The Euronian President", its motto to "Euronia", and its nation type to "Euronian Federation".
  • : Following new legislation in Bagojo, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
  • : Following new legislation in Bagojo, men are enrolling into lady etiquette courses.
  • : Following new legislation in Bagojo, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Bagojo.
  • : Following new legislation in Bagojo, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough.
  • : Bagojo was endorsed by The Holy Lucky Pink Zombie Bat of Owion.
  • : Bagojo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Bagojo altered its national flag.

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