The Europian Federation of Bagojo is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by The Europian President with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, pith helmet sales, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.883 billion Europians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brussels. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Europian economy, worth a remarkable 3,954 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 284,833 Euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 854,500 per year while the poor average 74,160, a ratio of 11.5 to 1.

The nation's best artists are considered pretty easy to beat, Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal, gun ownership is compulsory, and drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bagojo's national animal is the any eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Agnostic Theism.

Bagojo is ranked 4,098^th in the world and 127^th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 284,833.43 Standard Monetary Units.