The Republic of Minilands is a titanic, cultured nation, renowned for its national health service, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.865 billion Minilandsians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Minilandsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,008 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 184,880 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

"The Pride of the Minilandsian Skies" boasts an impressive 17 propellers and runs on turnip oil, no one questions why the chicken crossed the road anymore, a rebrand a day keeps the debt collectors away, and urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minilands's national animal is the leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Minilands is ranked 6,423^rd in the world and 255^th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 7,336.82 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.