The Republic of Minilands is a titanic, efficient nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.816 billion Minilandsians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Minilandsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,001 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 185,049 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The black market offers sweet deals, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election, and "The Pride of the Minilandsian Skies" boasts an impressive 17 propellers and runs on turnip oil. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minilands's national animal is the leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Minilands is ranked 6,408^th in the world and 258^th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 7,330.1 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.