The American Insurgency of Former English Colony is a behemoth, cultured nation, ruled by the President with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, national health service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 50.454 billion Americans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Education and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 15.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth a remarkable 7,339 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,467 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most pop videos prominently feature the American flag, the American football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel, The President's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will, and The President is plotting to coup the Pacific (Former English Colony has found 1 easter egg). Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Former English Colony's national animal is the bald eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is a major religion.

Former English Colony is ranked 11,986^th in the world and 383^rd in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 115,553.94 Standard Monetary Units.