The Karadenizli Lazi of Ottoman Empireee is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Fatih Sultan Mehmed with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 6.384 billion Ottomans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Konstantiniyye. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ottoman economy, worth 844 trillion Ottoman lires a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 132,206 Ottoman lires, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Player-submitted issues are printed just so they can be burned by [violet] (Ottoman Empireee has found 3 easter eggs), the Forestry Department has decided you really can't fight fire with fire, almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, and the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ottoman Empireee's national animal is the Grey wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sunni Islam.

Ottoman Empireee is ranked 90,083^rd in the world and 1,304^th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,597.94 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.