The Republic of Zynthari is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Elizabeth with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 818 million Zyntharians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lopez Ville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.2%.

The all-consuming Zyntharian economy, worth 67.9 trillion Zyntharian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 82,996 Zyntharian Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Glamping Zyntharians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires, parents are always up to speed on the latest childcare techniques, and Elizabeth has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zynthari's national animal is the Peacock, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Zynthari is ranked 77,781^st in the world and 1,228^th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,435.65 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.