The Eternal Land of Loutsland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Arthur with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 4.014 billion Loutslanders are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crescent. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Loutslandian economy, worth 656 trillion Golds a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 163,514 Golds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 573,728 per year while the poor average 33,805, a ratio of 17.0 to 1.

The ban on cars has been repealed, school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp, it is illegal to liberate slaves, and dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loutsland's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Loutslandian Church.

Loutsland is ranked 127,303^rd in the world and 2,827^th in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 244 billion Standard Monetary Units.