The Eternal Land of Loutsland is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Arthur with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 16.041 billion Loutslanders are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crescent. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Loutslandian economy, worth a remarkable 6,700 trillion Golds a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 417,722 Golds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,218,559 per year while the poor average 113,147, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.

Only lightning has a chance of striking Arthur twice, the Loutslandian war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners, voting is voluntary, and political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Loutsland's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Loutslandian Church.

Loutsland is ranked 319,349^th in the world and 4,474^th in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -10.43 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.