The Unorthodox States of Massattack is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.833 billion Massattackians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heligoland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.1%.

The all-consuming Massattackian economy, worth 162 trillion komas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 88,691 komas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 258,725 per year while the poor average 24,023, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.

Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Massattack, the tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets, high school bands practice by moonlight, and the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Massattack's national animal is the Black Stag Beetle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Massattack is ranked 287,151^st in the world and 4,251^st in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -8.37 on the Clooney Contribution Index.