The Laconic Silence of Jughru is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Karnar Akkalhynn with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The humorless population of 15.497 billion Jughrunese are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karnaria. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Jughruan economy, worth a remarkable 3,655 trillion Kirrans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 235,878 Kirrans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Paleogeneticists have taken a Jurassic bite out of the budget, residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, and Goldilocks has found a lucrative career as a zoning consultant. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jughru's national animal is the Jaguar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Violetism.

Jughru is ranked 4,906^th in the world and 153^rd in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 98.41 Atheism Rate.