The Unicorns have taken over of Aerilia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Purple Unicorn with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.65 billion Aerilians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unicorn City. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Aerilian economy, worth a remarkable 4,400 trillion Rainbows a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 413,238 Rainbows, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, equality looks curiously unequal, and shopkeepers use microscopes to verify the authenticity of banknotes. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Aerilia's national animal is the Fairy, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Violet.

Aerilia is ranked 1,755^th in the world and 59^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 47.14 Obesity Rate.