The Unicorns have taken over of Aerilia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Purple Unicorn with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.834 billion Aerilians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unicorn City. The average income tax rate is 17.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Aerilian economy, worth a remarkable 1,952 trillion Hoofs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 249,242 Hoofs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, and a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Aerilia's national animal is the Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Violet.

Aerilia is ranked 188^th in the world and 12^th in The North Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 661.47 Insults Per Minute.