The Unicorns have taken over of Aerilia is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Rainbow Unicorn with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.66 billion Aerilians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unicorn City. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Aerilian economy, worth a remarkable 9,152 trillion Rainbows a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 465,547 Rainbows, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation leads The North Pacific for unlikely accidents and truffle consumption, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Aerilian language, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, and people with dyslexia are told to tough through it. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Aerilia's national animal is the Fairy, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aerilism.

Aerilia is ranked 1,858^th in the world and 40^th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 9,403.73 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.