The Military Republic of NEMICY is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Komandant IFN with an even hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The quiet, industrious population of 2.223 billion NEMICYians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NEMICY Panzer City. The average income tax rate is 64.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming NEMICYian economy, worth 232 trillion NMIES a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 104,400 NMIES, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Apples shaped like baguettes have become a strange new food fad, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, and the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NEMICY's national animal is the Bull and Crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

NEMICY is ranked 28,214^th in the world and 821^st in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 58.16 quips per hour.