The TNP Speaker of Ayuzhhhhh is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Ayush Singh with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 12.127 billion Ayuzhhhhhians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ayushan city. The average income tax rate is 81.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ayuzhhhhhian economy, worth a remarkable 4,506 trillion Iopls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 371,634 Iopls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The legislature has come out as bicameral, the Forestry Department has decided you really can't fight fire with fire, parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework, and party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ayuzhhhhh's national animal is the Lio, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ayuzhhhhh is ranked 43,505^th in the world and 523^rd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 5,850.26 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.