The Morally Grey States of Newest Foundedland is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Doeme the Dryst with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.19 billion Newer Foundlandians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Purmerburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Newest Foundedlandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,158 trillion Atlantic Daalders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 343,649 Atlantic Daalders, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,435,395 per year while the poor average 16,185, a ratio of 150 to 1.

Betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant, designer cars make no distinction between poor people and speed bumps, the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing', and barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the New Purmerburg Natural History Museum. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newest Foundedland's national animal is the Great Grey Hippopotamus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Dryst Wisdom.

Newest Foundedland is ranked 328,844^th in the world and 4,699^th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -14.83 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.