Most World Assembly Endorsements: 337thRudest Citizens: 1,065thMost Influential: 1,148th
The Holy Paradise of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Actions speak louder than words
Paul McCartney
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Economy
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Joevala

Population16.704 billion

CapitalIris
LeaderPaul McCartney
FaithJoeyism

CurrencyValy
AnimalKangaroo

The Holy Paradise of Joevala is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Paul McCartney with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.704 billion Joeyists hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iris. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Joeyist economy, worth a remarkable 5,063 trillion Valies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 303,153 Valies, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is in perpetual campaign mode, the statue in the Wiseau Plaza has a solar panel for a hat, the most recent election was a close race between Paul McCartney and Paul McCartney, and thieves insist the wind blew that purse into their hands. Crime is totally unknown. Joevala's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Joeyism.

Joevala is ranked 71,833rd in the world and 1,345th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 465.61 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 337thRudest Citizens: 1,065thMost Influential: 1,148thLargest Retail Industry: 1,153rdMost Accessible: 1,240thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,274thMost Efficient Economies: 1,482ndMost Inclusive: 1,764thMost Pacifist: 2,020thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,034thLargest Governments: 2,091stNicest Citizens: 2,138thHighest Food Quality: 2,297thSmartest Citizens: 2,401stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,429thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,487thMost Developed: 2,699thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,739thHighest Average Incomes: 2,955thTop
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Most Cultured: 3,403rdMost Beautiful Environments: 3,563rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,855thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,211thHighest Economic Output: 4,240thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,246thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,281stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,336thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,348thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,439thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,512thLowest Crime Rates: 4,802ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,825thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,817thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,975thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,209thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,177thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,729thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,597thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,644thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,430thBest Weather: 11,461stMost Stationary: 11,593rdHighest Poor Incomes: 11,837thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 18,855thLargest Populations: 24,139th
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Rudest Citizens: 37th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 44th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 52nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 64th in the regionMost Accessible: 66th in the regionMost Inclusive: 82nd in the regionLargest Governments: 87th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 88th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 90th in the regionMost Pacifist: 92nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 97th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 98th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 99th in the regionNicest Citizens: 102nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 103rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 104th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 107th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 115th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 120th in the regionMost Developed: 125th in the regionMost Cultured: 128th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 130th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 131st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 136th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 139th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 143rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 151st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 158th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 159th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 161st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 166th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 166th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 179th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 179th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 180th in the regionMost Influential: 189th in the regionMost Stationary: 198th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 206th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 241st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 263rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 320th in the regionLargest Populations: 343rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 370th in the regionBest Weather: 384th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 446th in the region
Has WA voting rights.

Endorsements Received: 218 » Shibutani, Nistriabar, Northern Zorbrasnka, Stal Valley, Varisland, Aerilia, Animu Place, Dreadton, Great Bights Mum, PlanetMercury, New Lakemba, Tiodann, TamilPesum, Loutsland, Halsoni, Former English Colony, Koda-Land, North Bratislava, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Darkanistan, Sindoesia, Hinomia, Ethnon, Esperonia, Simone Republic, Wilkshire, Sil Dorsett, Singamadri, Kwaj, Laforeia, Neutral Federation of the Mountains, Wolffoxia, Creniciapla, PotatoFarmers, Texaska, Viridiann, Cadonio, Horrorlandian State, Plexaris, Xagill, Aguaria Major, Omnistria, Singaporen Empire, Pica Land, Nationeer, Laurendon, Unimaginable Doom, Arucaria, JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL, Lotion Empire, and 168 others.Shrikisthan, Russila, UNION KINGDOMS, Kazanqa, Sanctum Teriaris, U S Eh, The Realm of Dorne, New Chilokver, Verumir, Periklia, Territorio di Nessuno, Amestny, Herzliyya, Ayuzhhhhh, Ricel, Gorundu, Luniandez, Rainengrad, Polgaria, Advancia-Sizzletown, Kandorith, Hizuru, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Parpyduckland, Newest Foundedland, Ziprotscria, Bankowiata, Potass, Etanur, Uselessness, Harjad, Aeurithianar, South Oasine Mented, Aeolist, Virginian Inquisitors, Phii, Tragesch Firwat, Wisconsota, Isenoka, Chechno-Kalimovski, New Aquitaine, Everything Decided at Random, Atrito, Of Emptiness, The Union of The People of Britannia, Bardopia, The Great States of Mexico, Arkapolis, Aweentitante, Ottoman Empireee, Frismana, Penguins States Of Antartica, The Uhhhh, Windurst, Zerentopia, Slaca, The Iron Lions, Royaume des loups, Greater Portugaliza, South Parter, Malta Comino Gozo, Burback, Rezonovia, Mystris, Valentine Z, Eaetafershe, Funnle Kake, New Bacalao and the Aurora Islands, Neo-Zulthyrland, Arcriea, United Republic of South East Asia, Hyporrills, New Trisone, Votak Matim, New Kisha, Filbustan, New-Ferytland, Grande Guanabara, Dogenational, Hileville, Arostica, Sikol, Trebizondia, Elomania, Northern Cheek, ZemisNorth Technologies Ltd, Sycruliovin, Amestris-Britannia, Technocratic-european Countries, Mondstadtes KaiseReich, Palutenia, SORT, Satreburg 2, Elnir, Steamania, Kaschovia, Bagojo, Dacarbatia, Ateala, Casscata, ForFishing, Dojestan, The Greater Spanish Empire, SussyAmongUsLand, Darkwoke, Darths and Droids, Motaialtefth, Kobagia, Gitanmaax, Ioresca, North Norda Islands, Lovarpia, Jughru, Inner Reriar, Questasia, Phlegmatic Idealists, Mirav, Triseria, Marlducro, Xentherida, Soviet Terran, Caboran, Tallinia, Alpanna, Arantha, Coopedoland, Old Emporia, Eastern Fuza, Salzcovia, Uncreative name, North Arkana, Honeymoon Avenue, Mesvice, Krapinovka, Villia Zon, Bochlon, Liberal Communities, Changjo, Enimero, Oannia, Islandwalk, The Black Cathedral, Freedom and Democratic Socialist, Engine Unions, Hannako, South Baba, Selfgradatude, Name 0 WA Account, El Fiji Grande, Esteneng, Dakota Territories, Bananyo, Fengate, Soletmaris, Inevitable Poverty, Furballland, All Creation, United Orange Valley States, Eggplant Island, Hyphen, Fachumonn, Nicki minaj endings, Flydale North, Kainin, Tenana, Yukti, Treekidistan, and IZERN.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Joevala endorsed The Spectral Empire of Treekidistan.
  • : Joevala endorsed The United Provinces of Aeolist.
  • : Following new legislation in Joevala, thieves insist the wind blew that purse into their hands.
  • : Joevala changed its national leader to "Paul McCartney".
  • : Following new legislation in Joevala, the most recent election was a close race between Zeppelin and Zeppelin.
  • : Following new legislation in Joevala, the statue in the Cotchin Plaza has a solar panel for a hat.
  • : Following new legislation in Joevala, the nation is in perpetual campaign mode.
  • : Joevala was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • : Joevala adopted General Assembly Resolution #7 "".
  • : Joevala voted for the World Assembly Resolution "World Assembly Research and Innovation Organization".

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