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| Population | 16.704 billion |
| Capital | Iris |
| Leader | Paul McCartney |
| Faith | Joeyism |
| Currency | Valy |
| Animal | Kangaroo |
The Holy Paradise of Joevala is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Paul McCartney with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.704 billion Joeyists hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iris. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Joeyist economy, worth a remarkable 5,063 trillion Valies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 303,153 Valies, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.
The nation is in perpetual campaign mode, the statue in the Wiseau Plaza has a solar panel for a hat, the most recent election was a close race between Paul McCartney and Paul McCartney, and thieves insist the wind blew that purse into their hands. Crime is totally unknown. Joevala's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Joeyism.
Joevala is ranked 71,833rd in the world and 1,345th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 465.61 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
Endorsements Received: 218 » 
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Xagill, 
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Omnistria, 
Singaporen Empire, 
Pica Land, 
Nationeer, 
Laurendon, 
Unimaginable Doom, 
Arucaria, 
JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL, 
Lotion Empire, and 168 others.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Joevala endorsed 
The Spectral Empire of Treekidistan.
- : Joevala endorsed
The United Provinces of Aeolist.
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, thieves insist the wind blew that purse into their hands.
- : Joevala changed its national leader to "Paul McCartney".
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, the most recent election was a close race between Zeppelin and Zeppelin.
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, the statue in the Cotchin Plaza has a solar panel for a hat.
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, the nation is in perpetual campaign mode.
- : Joevala was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
- : Joevala adopted General Assembly Resolution #7 "Reserved Powers".
- : Joevala voted for the World Assembly Resolution "World Assembly Research and Innovation Organization".