Most World Assembly Endorsements: 407thMost Influential: 733rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,612th
The Holy Joeyist Paradise of
Left-Leaning College State
Hail Joey!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population5.249 billion



The Holy Joeyist Paradise of Joevala is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Zeppelin with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 5.249 billion Joeyists enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlanta. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Joeyist economy, worth a remarkable 1,168 trillion Beatles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 222,676 Beatles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury, pictures of government employees with expensive Pearbooks 'working' on exotic beaches dominate local tabloids, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs, and money can't buy love but mercy is entirely negotiable. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joevala's national animal is the Kangaroo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Joeyism.

Joevala is ranked 12,909th in the world and 496th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 358,389 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 407thMost Influential: 733rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,612thMost Pacifist: 2,213thMost Efficient Economies: 2,213thTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,683rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,732ndLargest Retail Industry: 2,779thNicest Citizens: 3,679thMost Inclusive: 3,951stMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,170thLargest Governments: 4,255thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,271stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,312thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,441stMost Devout: 4,726thHighest Average Incomes: 4,836thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,400thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,509thMost Developed: 5,847thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,080thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,147thMost Cultured: 6,150thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,257thSmartest Citizens: 6,454thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,934thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,058thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,068thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,203rdLowest Crime Rates: 7,689thBest Weather: 8,070thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,229thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,622ndMost Advanced Public Education: 9,758thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,230thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,036thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 12,909thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,348thHighest Economic Output: 15,644thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,427thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,544thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20,746thHealthiest Citizens: 22,541st
Largest Agricultural Sector: 66th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 129th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 136th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 137th in the regionMost Pacifist: 137th in the regionRudest Citizens: 161st in the regionMost Devout: 199th in the regionNicest Citizens: 226th in the regionLargest Governments: 230th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 232nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 248th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 254th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 259th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 261st in the regionMost Inclusive: 263rd in the regionMost Influential: 271st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 274th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 310th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 311th in the regionMost Cultured: 312th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 317th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 327th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 332nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 351st in the regionMost Developed: 355th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 360th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 368th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 377th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 398th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 403rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 412th in the regionBest Weather: 465th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 496th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 500th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 506th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 516th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 532nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 570th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 580th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 754th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 765th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 782nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 807th in the region

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