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The Holy Paradise of Joevala is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Zeppelin with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.578 billion Joeyists enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iris. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Joeyist economy, worth a remarkable 5,017 trillion Valies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 302,637 Valies, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.
Sweat stains are proof of political acumen, not all rivers run to the sea, the economy is green and the air is black, and drug dealers have found themselves priced out by the government. Crime is totally unknown. Joevala's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Joeyism.
Joevala is ranked 11,411th in the world and 177th in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 144.64 kickbacks per hour.
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Singaporen Empire, 
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Unimaginable Doom, 
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JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL, 
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Joevala was endorsed by 
The Holy Empire of All Creation.
- : Joevala was endorsed by
The United Socialist Republic of Furballland.
- : Joevala was endorsed by
The Perseverance of Inevitable Poverty.
- : Joevala was endorsed by
The Admiralty of Soletmaris.
- : Joevala was endorsed by
The Empire of Fengate.
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, drug dealers have found themselves priced out by the government.
- : Joevala was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Capitalizt".
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, the economy is green and the air is black.
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, not all rivers run to the sea.
- : Joevala was reclassified from "Capitalizt" to "Left-Leaning College State".