Population | 16.645 billion |
Capital | Theed |
Leader | First Cheddar Monk Qui-Gon Jim |
Faith | Dice Rolling |
Currency | Lost Orb of Phanatacoria |
Animal | Summon Bigger Fish |
The Webcomic RolePlaying Game of Darths and Droids is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by First Cheddar Monk Qui-Gon Jim with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and public floggings. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.645 billion Cheddar Monks are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Administration, although Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Defense isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Theed. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Cheddar economy, worth a remarkable 5,837 trillion Lost Orbs of Phanatacoria a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 350,730 Lost Orbs of Phanatacoria, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.
A weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, fireworks and other big bangs are forbidden during the newest public holiday, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Darths and Droids after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, and museum employees look down on short people. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Darths and Droids's national animal is the Summon Bigger Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Dice Rolling.
Darths and Droids is ranked 315,425th in the world and 3,558th in the Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -17.55 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Darths and Droids lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Darths and Droids, museum employees look down on short people.
- : Following new legislation in Darths and Droids, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Darths and Droids after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
- : Following new legislation in Darths and Droids, fireworks and other big bangs are forbidden during the newest public holiday.
- : Following new legislation in Darths and Droids, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order.
- : Following new legislation in Darths and Droids, weather reports simply advise Cheddar Monks to 'look outside'.
- : Following new legislation in Darths and Droids, it is illegal to carry an umbrella when the official weather forecast predicts a sunny day.
- : Following new legislation in Darths and Droids, every workday begins with group therapy.
- : Following new legislation in Darths and Droids, amorous nobles always bring the same disappointing gift to weddings.
- : Darths and Droids lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.