Largest Welfare Programs: 2ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th
The Webcomic RolePlaying Game of
Democratic Socialists
Jar Jar, you're a genius!
First Cheddar Monk Qui-Gon Jim
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Darths and Droids

Population8.756 billion

CapitalTheed
LeaderFirst Cheddar Monk Qui-Gon Jim
FaithDice Rolling

CurrencyLost Orb of Phanatacoria
AnimalSummon Bigger Fish

The Webcomic RolePlaying Game of Darths and Droids is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by First Cheddar Monk Qui-Gon Jim with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, rampant corporate plagiarism, and lack of airports. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 8.756 billion Cheddar Monks are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Theed. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Cheddar economy, worth a remarkable 2,547 trillion Lost Orbs of Phanatacoria a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 290,915 Lost Orbs of Phanatacoria, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, refugees from other nations are flocking to Darths and Droids's border, they say that Cheddar Monks made a dessert and called it peace, and students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Darths and Droids's national animal is the Summon Bigger Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Dice Rolling.

Darths and Droids is ranked 14,380th in the world and 6th in Refugia for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 342,445 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 2ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6thMost Primitive: 15thMost Devout: 23rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 37thBest Weather: 76thMost Inclusive: 87thMost Subsidized Industry: 134thMost Beautiful Environments: 153rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 214thMost Pacifist: 321stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 328thNicest Citizens: 340thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 352ndMost Rebellious Youth: 452ndLargest Black Market: 600thHighest Average Tax Rates: 640thHighest Crime Rates: 768thHighest Poor Incomes: 896thLargest Governments: 1,006thMost Cultured: 1,256thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,456thMost Efficient Economies: 1,827thHighest Average Incomes: 2,281stTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,321stNudest: 4,677thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,172ndHighest Economic Output: 6,086thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,692ndLongest Average Lifespans: 9,673rdTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 14,380thMost Armed: 14,776thHighest Drug Use: 21,683rd
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Darths and Droids, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
  • : Following new legislation in Darths and Droids, they say that Cheddar Monks made a dessert and called it peace.
  • : Following new legislation in Darths and Droids, refugees from other nations are flocking to Darths and Droids's border.
  • : Following new legislation in Darths and Droids, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents.
  • : Following new legislation in Darths and Droids, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion.
  • : Following new legislation in Darths and Droids, religious classes are compulsory for all school students.
  • : Following new legislation in Darths and Droids, the government is proud to report that ten percent of all tax revenue goes to funding suspected terrorist organizations.
  • : Following new legislation in Darths and Droids, the nation leads Refugia for unlikely accidents and truffle consumption.
  • : Following new legislation in Darths and Droids, oddly simian-looking religious thugs beat up anyone who suggests humans are related to monkeys.
  • : Following new legislation in Darths and Droids, every political party claims that their platform is based on divine revelation.

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