Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rdLargest Welfare Programs: 3rdMost Primitive: 9th
The Webcomic RolePlaying Game of
Authoritarian Democracy
Jar Jar, you're a genius!
First Cheddar Monk Qui-Gon Jim
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Darths and Droids

Population16.645 billion

CapitalTheed
LeaderFirst Cheddar Monk Qui-Gon Jim
FaithDice Rolling

CurrencyLost Orb of Phanatacoria
AnimalSummon Bigger Fish

The Webcomic RolePlaying Game of Darths and Droids is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by First Cheddar Monk Qui-Gon Jim with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and public floggings. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.645 billion Cheddar Monks are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Administration, although Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Defense isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Theed. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Cheddar economy, worth a remarkable 5,837 trillion Lost Orbs of Phanatacoria a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 350,730 Lost Orbs of Phanatacoria, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

A weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, fireworks and other big bangs are forbidden during the newest public holiday, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Darths and Droids after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, and museum employees look down on short people. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Darths and Droids's national animal is the Summon Bigger Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Dice Rolling.

Darths and Droids is ranked 315,425th in the world and 3,558th in the Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -17.55 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rdLargest Welfare Programs: 3rdMost Primitive: 9thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10thHighest Drug Use: 10thMost Devout: 18thMost Ignorant Citizens: 25thBest Weather: 58thMost Inclusive: 101stMost Beautiful Environments: 109thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 136thMost Pacifist: 269thHighest Food Quality: 275thMost Compassionate Citizens: 288thMost Subsidized Industry: 362ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 362ndNicest Citizens: 399thMost Advanced Public Transport: 419thLargest Black Market: 431stMost Rebellious Youth: 484thLargest Governments: 658thMost Cultured: 1,063rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,811thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,879thMost Efficient Economies: 2,114thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,605thHighest Economic Output: 2,694thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3,512thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,603rdHighest Crime Rates: 3,713thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,564thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,322ndLongest Average Lifespans: 5,476thNudest: 11,472ndTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 22,093rdLargest Populations: 25,264thMost Influential: 30,842nd
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the regionMost Cultured: 22nd in the regionLargest Governments: 23rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 31st in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 36th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 44th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 45th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 48th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 50th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 50th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 52nd in the regionNudest: 74th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 120th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 144th in the regionLargest Populations: 163rd in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 290th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 336th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Darths and Droids lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Darths and Droids, museum employees look down on short people.
  • : Following new legislation in Darths and Droids, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Darths and Droids after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
  • : Following new legislation in Darths and Droids, fireworks and other big bangs are forbidden during the newest public holiday.
  • : Following new legislation in Darths and Droids, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Darths and Droids, weather reports simply advise Cheddar Monks to 'look outside'.
  • : Following new legislation in Darths and Droids, it is illegal to carry an umbrella when the official weather forecast predicts a sunny day.
  • : Following new legislation in Darths and Droids, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in Darths and Droids, amorous nobles always bring the same disappointing gift to weddings.
  • : Darths and Droids lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.

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