The Federation of Rezonovia is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Harriet Savmaraad with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, rampant corporate plagiarism, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 15.066 billion Rezonovians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Tonini. The average income tax rate is 40.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rezonovian economy, worth a remarkable 3,904 trillion Reznovian marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 259,149 Reznovian marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news, political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia, enemy governments seem especially interested in Rezonovia's election cycle, and kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rezonovia's national animal is the dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Rezonovia is ranked 14,469^th in the world and 497^th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,207.12 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.