The Confederacy of North Norda Islands is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.022 billion Nordains live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Environment, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Healthcare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The strong North Norda Islandsian economy, worth 119 trillion Norda Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 59,316 Norda Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 279,062 per year while the poor average 7,495, a ratio of 37.2 to 1.

A government program is underway to revitalize North Norda Islands's beaches, voting is voluntary, North Norda Islands has designated North Norda Islands City as its capital city, and Leader has just been declared ruler of North Norda Islands in an international press conference. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. North Norda Islands's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

North Norda Islands is ranked 116,680^th in the world and 2,495^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 65 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.