Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,504thMost Inclusive: 1,543rdNicest Citizens: 1,559th
The Benevolent Dictatorship of
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Pride, Honor, Justice
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Population5.399 billion

LeaderMaksimilian Borisov
FaithEastern Orthodox Catholicism

CurrencyMoryazvian Ruble
AnimalBlack Falcon

The Benevolent Dictatorship of Moryazvia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Maksimilian Borisov with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 5.399 billion Moryazvians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Severodzhan. The average income tax rate is 93.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Moryazvian economy, worth a remarkable 1,055 trillion Moryazvian Rubles a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 195,505 Moryazvian Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government asks not what you can do for your country but what you can do to tidy their country homes, clergy never mention brand names for fear of losing their government subsidies, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, and panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moryazvia's national animal is the Black Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox Catholicism.

Moryazvia is ranked 270,445th in the world and 981st in Europeia for Most Avoided, scoring 0.43 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,504thMost Inclusive: 1,543rdNicest Citizens: 1,559thHighest Food Quality: 2,158thHealthiest Citizens: 2,232ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,571stTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 2,774thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,919thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,057thLowest Crime Rates: 3,309thBest Weather: 3,839thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,853rdMost Influential: 4,196thMost Cultured: 4,622ndMost Developed: 4,660thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,739thMost Efficient Economies: 4,995thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,098thLargest Governments: 5,364thSmartest Citizens: 5,557thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,799thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,022ndMost Patriotic: 6,508thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,656thSafest: 6,733rdMost Beautiful Environments: 6,946thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,949thHighest Average Incomes: 8,021stMost Devout: 8,399thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,407thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,468thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,922ndMost Advanced Public Education: 10,434thMost Armed: 10,734thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,061stMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,350thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 13,725thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,092ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,577thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,385thHighest Economic Output: 20,533rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26,442nd
Most Inclusive: 17th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 18th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 23rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Armed: 25th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 29th in the regionMost Patriotic: 29th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 34th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 37th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 39th in the regionMost Devout: 42nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 46th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 48th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 49th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 50th in the regionMost Cultured: 50th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 52nd in the regionBest Weather: 54th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 55th in the regionMost Developed: 58th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 58th in the regionMost Average: 60th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 61st in the regionLargest Governments: 62nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 63rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 67th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 68th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 71st in the regionSafest: 75th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 79th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 81st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 82nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 82nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 82nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 98th in the region

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