The Benevolent Dictatorship of Moryazvia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Maksimilian Borisov with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 5.399 billion Moryazvians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Severodzhan. The average income tax rate is 93.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Moryazvian economy, worth a remarkable 1,055 trillion Moryazvian Rubles a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 195,505 Moryazvian Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government asks not what you can do for your country but what you can do to tidy their country homes, clergy never mention brand names for fear of losing their government subsidies, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, and panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moryazvia's national animal is the Black Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox Catholicism.

Moryazvia is ranked 270,445^th in the world and 981^st in Europeia for Most Avoided, scoring 0.43 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.