The Greater Republic of Moryazvia is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Maksimilian Borisov with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 14.309 billion Moryazvians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Severodzhan. The average income tax rate is 46.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Moryazvian economy, worth a remarkable 3,425 trillion Moryazvian Rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 239,412 Moryazvian Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Moryazvian Rubles of property damage, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", and the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Moryazvia's national animal is the Black Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox Catholicism.

Moryazvia is ranked 331,966^th in the world and 4,729^th in The North Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 15.83 on the Bus Surprisal Index.