The Federal Republic of Marlducro is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Kean Austin with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 9.648 billion Marlducroans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Folsburgh. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Marlducroan economy, worth a remarkable 2,383 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 247,040 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, on-duty Air Marlducro flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, doctors are learning that red tape makes ineffective bandages, and the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits. Crime is totally unknown. Marlducro's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Marlducro is ranked 235,885^th in the world and 3,712^th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -4.47 on the Clooney Contribution Index.