The United Kingdom of Nationeer is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Prime King Nixen Welton with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory military service. The quiet, industrious population of 17.687 billion Nationeers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nationeer Central. The average income tax rate is 79.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nationeerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,647 trillion Compoints a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,175 Compoints, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Group hugs break out during floor votes, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist, and they unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nationeer's national animal is the Whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Nationeer is ranked 28,798^th in the world and 697^th in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 76,744.59 Standard Monetary Units.