The United Kingdom of Nationeer is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime King Nixen Welton with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The quiet, industrious population of 17.831 billion Nationeers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nationeer Central. The average income tax rate is 79.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nationeerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,689 trillion Compoints a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,754 Compoints, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nationeer Central Preparatory School for the Exceedingly Wealthy's basketball team is having a few off-years, the armed forces insist that UFOs aren't real... yet, citizens are required to report any and all incidents of prayer to their local Religious Affairs Officer, and the nation's reinforced coffee tables are constructed to survive an atomic blast. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nationeer's national animal is the Whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Nationeer is ranked 318,468^th in the world and 4,308^th in The North Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 21.04 on the Bus Surprisal Index.