The Pink Easter United States of Isenoka is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Michelle Obamna with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.631 billion Isenokans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Centurion. The average income tax rate is 89.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Isenokan economy, worth 428 trillion solaris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 162,885 solaris, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dàguó lanterns outnumber streetlights in major cities, all beauty contests have been banned, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isenoka's national animal is the White-Bellied Sea Eagle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Isenoka is ranked 6,749^th in the world and 273^rd in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 92.96 on the Human Development Index.