The Queendom of Caboran is a very large, cultured nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 207 million Caboranians, 192 million of whom are zombies, hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rico. The average income tax rate is 67.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Caboranian economy, worth 107 trillion kroner a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 85,892 kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity, dissing one's former country is a prerequisite to apply for Caboranian citizenship, and petting zoos have loose fingers strewn about. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Caboran's national animal is the alpaca, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Caboran is ranked 92,884^th in the world and 1,341^st in The North Pacific for Nudest, with 169 cheeks per square mile.