The Insert Classification of Uncreative name is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by LastName FirstName with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, disturbing lack of elderly people, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.781 billion Uncreative nameans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of CityId 1 1 5 729. The average income tax rate is 53.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Uncreative namean economy, worth 179 trillion Currencies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 100,741 Currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, and citizens wouldn't recognise LastName FirstName if they passed one another on the street. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uncreative name's national animal is the Animal 1129732b, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is ReligionId 172f.

Uncreative name is ranked 134,416^th in the world and 331^st in Conch Kingdom for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,346.61 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.