The Democratic Federation of Falloa is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Sydney Eby with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 12.79 billion Falloans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kwinana. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Falloan economy, worth a remarkable 2,251 trillion Fallas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 176,062 Fallas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Diplomats agree to the terms and conditions of peace treaties without reading them, thieves insist the wind blew that purse into their hands, planes with cockpit glass are reserved for the top pilots, and the government subsidizes those who produce the worst results. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Falloa's national animal is the Snowy Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Falloa is ranked 36,001^st in the world and 888^th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,449.37 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.