The Democratic Republic of Falloa is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Sydney Eby with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 12.402 billion Falloans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kwinana. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Falloan economy, worth a remarkable 2,144 trillion Fallas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 172,951 Fallas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments, representatives soak in mineral pools at the new capitol building day spa, the news is showing footage of Prime Minister Sydney Eby bullying an old man to the point of tears, and the thrash metal version of the national anthem is topping charts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Falloa's national animal is the Snowy Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Falloa is ranked 151,638^th in the world and 2,506^th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 548.38 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.