The Catholic Kingdom of Texaska is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by King William Campbell with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 7.675 billion Texaskans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Antonio. The average income tax rate is 33.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Texaskan economy, worth a remarkable 1,352 trillion Goldcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 176,263 Goldcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls, angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes, and the only science is political science. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Texaska's national animal is the Coyote, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Texaska is ranked 50,627^th in the world and 766^th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 3,471.38 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.