The Catholic Kingdom of Texaska is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by King William Campbell with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 8.097 billion Texaskans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Antonio. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Texaskan economy, worth a remarkable 1,366 trillion Goldcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 168,744 Goldcoins, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

The importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, crayon squiggles were a late addition to the works of the Renaissance Old Masters, it's a long jump to get onto the housing ladder, and signs stating "You Must be This Tall to Enter" have started appearing outside retirement homes. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Texaska's national animal is the Coyote, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Texaska is ranked 71,116^th in the world and 493^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 5.90 trillion Standard Monetary Units.