The Austria of New Chilokver is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Albo with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 26.038 billion Chilokveri are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apelia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Chilokveri economy, worth an astonishing 10,741 trillion Dollarydoos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 412,528 Dollarydoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government spares every expense for national defence, subsistence farmers require doctorates in applied sowing, hackers post hourly updates on international summits, and visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Chilokver's national animal is the Drop Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Chilokver is ranked 40,589^th in the world and 523^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,926.16 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.