The Armed Republic of Maott is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Emperor with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless population of 48.57 billion Maottians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yoomi. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Maottian economy, worth an astonishing 10,468 trillion Credits in twelve monthly payments a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 215,539 Credits in twelve monthly payments, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Selling advanced CPUs to anti-Maottian terrorists is no chip on the government's shoulders, resident physicians are said to have a silver scalpel in their hands, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, and the child of a rich parent flip-flops between decadence and poverty. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Maott's national animal is the Kestral, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is whatever people want to have faith in.

Maott is ranked 305,964^th in the world and 4,491^st in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -31.92 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.