The United Provinces of Aeolist is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Cooper Diesel with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 11.27 billion Aeolistites enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Telic. The average income tax rate is 60.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aeolistiti economy, worth a remarkable 2,139 trillion Mernas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 189,820 Mernas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government maintains a Department of Skulduggery, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, and high food prices have reduced the national diet to staple foods and water. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aeolist's national animal is the Aeolistite Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Aeolist is ranked 241,466^th in the world and 9,442^nd in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 2.23 Atheism Rate.