The Armed Republic of Soviet Terran is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by President Fyodor Basargin with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 20.252 billion Русские are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Education, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vladikosmos. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet economy, worth a remarkable 5,504 trillion GNS a year, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 271,793 GNS, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,090,977 per year while the poor average 45,373, a ratio of 24.0 to 1.

Trolls insist that strings of racial slurs mean "good morning" in obscure languages, foreign ambassadors closely guard their culinary secrets, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Soviet Terran's national animal is the Black Wyvern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Soviet Terran is ranked 3,507^th in the world and 153^rd in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 96.75 on the Human Development Index.