The United States of Walter Jackson is a titanic, orderly nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.299 billion Walter Jacksonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 36.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Walter Jacksonian economy, worth a remarkable 5,901 trillion dollars a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 264,643 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Severed limbs litter woodland edges across the land, the national security service are a bunch of crooks, people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns, and crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Walter Jackson's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christian.

Walter Jackson is ranked 253,699^th in the world and 3,585^th in The North Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 25.96 insults per minute.