The United Federal States of Phii is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by James Frens with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, devout population of 3.167 billion Phiians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novataia. The average income tax rate is 34.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Phiian economy, worth 407 trillion Emerald Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,715 Emerald Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation, prosecutors are tucked into bed by the household police officer, and sporting events are the biggest source of funding for Phiian schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Phii's national animal is the Red-Tailed Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Ice-Creamism.

Phii is ranked 162,247^th in the world and 2,353^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 273.42 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.