Population | 6.623 billion |
Capital | Hackney |
Leader | Queen Juliana |
Faith | Agnosticism |
Currency | plum |
Animal | giraffe |
The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory vegetarianism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.623 billion Windmilluminati hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 1,485 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 224,278 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, the Windmilluminati Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, corrupt paupers spend taxpayer plums on liquor and tobacco, and the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.
The Windmilluminati is ranked 171,813th in the world and 4,098th in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 69.6 billion Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
The Windmilluminati, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.
- : Following new legislation in
The Windmilluminati, corrupt paupers spend taxpayer plums on liquor and tobacco.
- : Following new legislation in
The Windmilluminati, the Windmilluminati Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas.
- : Following new legislation in
The Windmilluminati, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common.
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The Windmilluminati voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Lily".
- : Following new legislation in
The Windmilluminati, confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges.
- : Following new legislation in
The Windmilluminati, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in
The Windmilluminati, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work.
- : Following new legislation in
The Windmilluminati, the horniness of the great-horned giraffe is considered a national priority.
- : Following new legislation in
The Windmilluminati, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 391 » Siwale,
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