The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.067 billion Windmilluminati hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 1,640 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 232,089 plums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The sound of wooden legs echo throughout The Windmilluminati after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, East Lebatuckese luxury goods are plundered by the working class of The Windmilluminati, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests, and in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 239,635^th in the world and 9,636^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 0.98 Obesity Rate.