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The Windmilluminati

Population9.792 billion

LeaderQueen Juliana


The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.792 billion Windmilluminati are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 2,354 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 240,484 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-plum treacle machine, and corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 263,005th in the world and 11,116th in The North Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -37.09 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

Best Weather: 75thLeast Corrupt Governments: 92ndHealthiest Citizens: 143rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 156thMost Compassionate Citizens: 159thMost Developed: 196thLongest Average Lifespans: 214thMost Beautiful Environments: 216thNicest Citizens: 220thSafest: 226thMost Secular: 246thMost Inclusive: 299thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 304thMost Pacifist: 525thHighest Food Quality: 543rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 582ndMost Influential: 709thSmartest Citizens: 757thLargest Welfare Programs: 872ndRudest Citizens: 924thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,112thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,129thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,348thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,404thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,420thLargest Governments: 1,494thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,598thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,636thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,736thLowest Crime Rates: 1,801stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,893rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,112thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 4,490thHighest Economic Output: 7,959thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,756thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,098thTop
Most Stationary: 16,655thMost Efficient Economies: 16,953rdMost Income Equality: 21,993rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 24,126thLargest Publishing Industry: 25,842nd
Least Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionSafest: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 13th in the regionMost Secular: 13th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the regionNicest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Inclusive: 18th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 24th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 28th in the regionMost Pacifist: 33rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 34th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 42nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 55th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 57th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 58th in the regionRudest Citizens: 58th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 59th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 62nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 66th in the regionLargest Governments: 69th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 78th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 78th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 81st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 85th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 97th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 185th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 191st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 232nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 255th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 412th in the regionMost Stationary: 447th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 629th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 651st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 751st in the regionNudest: 852nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 1,070th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,079th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,103rd in the region

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