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The Windmilluminati

Population7.067 billion

LeaderQueen Juliana


The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.067 billion Windmilluminati hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 1,640 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 232,089 plums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The sound of wooden legs echo throughout The Windmilluminati after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, East Lebatuckese luxury goods are plundered by the working class of The Windmilluminati, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests, and in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 239,635th in the world and 9,636th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 0.98 Obesity Rate.

Best Weather: 141stLeast Corrupt Governments: 167thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 266thMost Compassionate Citizens: 270thSafest: 288thMost Beautiful Environments: 316thMost Developed: 327thHealthiest Citizens: 330thMost Inclusive: 349thMost Secular: 362ndLongest Average Lifespans: 364thNicest Citizens: 369thLargest Information Technology Sector: 400thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 431stLargest Welfare Programs: 435thMost Influential: 508thMost Pacifist: 517thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 594thMost Advanced Public Education: 617thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 704thHighest Average Tax Rates: 795thRudest Citizens: 818thMost Scientifically Advanced: 845thSmartest Citizens: 881stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 885thLargest Governments: 930thLowest Crime Rates: 1,197thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,544thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,638thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 2,592ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,927thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,266thHighest Average Incomes: 4,329thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,386thMost Efficient Economies: 8,445thHighest Economic Output: 10,705thTop
Nudest: 12,274thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,420thHighest Drug Use: 20,562ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,320thMost Stationary: 21,420thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,268th
Least Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the regionSafest: 15th in the regionMost Secular: 17th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 19th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 19th in the regionMost Developed: 20th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 20th in the regionMost Inclusive: 20th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 23rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 26th in the regionNicest Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 28th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 32nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 33rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 35th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 40th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 41st in the regionLargest Governments: 46th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 46th in the regionRudest Citizens: 55th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 58th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 67th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 106th in the regionMost Influential: 173rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 177th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 209th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 212th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 216th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 239th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 352nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 399th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 407th in the regionNudest: 447th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 474th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 489th in the regionMost Stationary: 607th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 618th in the regionLargest Populations: 918th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, East Lebatuckese luxury goods are plundered by the working class of The Windmilluminati.
  • : The Windmilluminati was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout The Windmilluminati after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, diminutive Windmilluminati generals are feared for their aggressiveness.
  • : The Windmilluminati was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
  • : The Windmilluminati endorsed The Republic of AmManies.


World Assembly

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