The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.792 billion Windmilluminati are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 2,354 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 240,484 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-plum treacle machine, and corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 263,005^th in the world and 11,116^th in The North Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -37.09 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.