The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.8 billion Windmilluminati love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 6,400 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 340,476 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Hackney as a backdrop, people have become comfortably numb, and pushy mums tell their kids to be doctors and engineers but steer them away from being penniless lawyers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 333,675^th in the world and 4,852^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -42.39 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.