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| Population | 18.239 billion |
| Capital | Hackney |
| Leader | Queen Juliana |
| Faith | Agnosticism |
| Currency | plum |
| Animal | giraffe |
The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory vegetarianism, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.239 billion Windmilluminati love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 6,068 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 332,695 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Celebrity chefs are thought to be the progenitors of all food, online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas, security reviews double as corporate marketing, and government employees from The Windmilluminati dominate international lumberjack competitions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.
The Windmilluminati is ranked 515th in the world and 30th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 196.61 law-abiding acts per hour.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, government employees from The Windmilluminati dominate international lumberjack competitions.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, security reviews double as corporate marketing.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, celebrity chefs are thought to be the progenitors of all food.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, Queen Juliana has been known to make speeches in fishing waders.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.
- : The Windmilluminati endorsed
The Commonwealth of United Orange Valley States.
- : The Windmilluminati was endorsed by The Commonwealth of United Orange Valley States.