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| Population | 18.222 billion |
| Capital | Hackney |
| Leader | Queen Juliana |
| Faith | Agnosticism |
| Currency | plum |
| Animal | giraffe |
The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.222 billion Windmilluminati love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 6,058 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 332,459 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, in the mighty jungle the lion once again sleeps tonight, guilt tripped foreigners heavily dictate child hunger in The Windmilluminati, and graffiti graces every city's streets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.
The Windmilluminati is ranked 306,959th in the world and 4,422nd in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.08 kickbacks per hour.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, graffiti graces every city's streets.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, guilt tripped foreigners heavily dictate child hunger in The Windmilluminati.
- : The Windmilluminati voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Eliminating Slavery and Trafficking of Persons".
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, in the mighty jungle the lion once again sleeps tonight.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, military officials are questioning the policy of ceding the nation's territory in exchange for promises not to invade it.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, diminutive Windmilluminati generals are feared for their aggressiveness.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, public hospital staff roll their eyes at anything less than a heart attack.