The Kazrian Federation of Kazanqa is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Yalofu Talin with an iron fist, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, state-planned economy, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.027 billion Kazrians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ayanzka City. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kazrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,672 trillion Kzans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 238,057 Kzans, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

The most sacred right is the right to ignore the rights of slaves, fat-shaming is now public policy, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, and cat memes without alt text are now illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kazanqa's national animal is the Starred Vixien, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Talinism.

Kazanqa is ranked 22,395^th in the world and 744^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 85 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.