The Constitutional Monarchy of Abcsallion is a large, genial nation, notable for its national health service, ritual sacrifices, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 167 million Abcsallons have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 42.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Abcsallionian economy, worth 8.49 trillion ducats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,827 ducats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, political candidates recite daily pledges of loyalty to their chosen party, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, and arbitration is mightier than the sword. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abcsallion's national animal is the cookie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Abcsallion is ranked 49,519^th in the world and 1,124^th in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 17.69 average smiles per day.