The ーーイ了二二二二二二二二フ of Eastern Fuza is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Overlord with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.112 billion Eastern Fuzans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fuzatopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Eastern Fuzan economy, worth 140 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 126,096 Imperial Credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 363,093 per year while the poor average 34,782, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.

Fuzan Deathclaw is one of the most popular forenames in Eastern Fuza, in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Eastern Fuzans can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying, the rich are forced to sell their houses to pay for more police to prevent their houses from being burgled, and proprietary charger leads are now a pain for electric cars as well as cellphones. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Eastern Fuza's national animal is the Fuzan Deathclaw, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Eastern Fuza is ranked 65,959^th in the world and 479^th in The North Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 55.57 on the Bus Surprisal Index.