The Weird Omnifluid cat 🐈 of El Caldron is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by 1st diamond in command 💎 with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.864 billion Trasgenders love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Defense is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marina 🌊. The average income tax rate is 59.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Transgender economy, worth 485 trillion Wonyoung ✨s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 99,869 Wonyoung ✨s, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society, judicial torture is outsourced overseas, nude art is becoming wildly popular, and the government subsidizes those who produce the worst results. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. El Caldron's national animal is the Brittanic Short Haired Cat 🐈, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Transgenderism 💜.

El Caldron is ranked 18,426^th in the world and 580^th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,358.13 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.