Population | 14.931 billion |
Capital | Father Lion's Hall |
Leader | Father Lionel Atrox |
Faith | Secularism |
Currency | Lionisian Crown |
Animal | Lion |
The Allied States of The Iron Lions is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Father Lionel Atrox with an even hand, and renowned for its lack of airports, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 14.931 billion Iron Lions are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Father Lion's Hall. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Iron Lionisian economy, worth a remarkable 2,329 trillion Lionisian Crowns a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 156,047 Lionisian Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter, and the only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Iron Lions's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secularism.
The Iron Lions is ranked 4,069th in the world and 179th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 186 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Iron Lions was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Ardok.
- : The Iron Lions was endorsed by The United States of The New Oceanic States.
- : The Iron Lions voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : The Iron Lions voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Yohannes"".
- : The Iron Lions withdrew its vote on the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Yohannes"".
- : The Iron Lions was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Aoncarpa.
- : The Iron Lions was endorsed by The Most Excellent Empire of Picairn.
- : The Iron Lions was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Nu Elysium.
- : The Iron Lions voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Yohannes"".
- : The Iron Lions was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Northern Tatria.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 366 » Pallaith, Great Bights Mum, Kwaj, Sil Dorsett, Holy Marcus Empire, Frances Francis the First of France, Siwale, Wineclaw, Yukti, Kyoki Chudoku, Wilkshire, The Austro Germanic Union, Cloydicia, Vexilia, Unsophisticate, Corfad, Lemonbiscuits, Chukstik Illahi, David Davidson, Necromonia, Prydania, PlanetPunk, Felpolandia, Pleroma Sans Romans, Malta Comino Gozo, Maott, Koda-Land, Panama Coalition, Gmt2001, Dicko, Karazan, Zeternia, Xentherida, Elevation, Pradovnia, Joodey, Unimaginable Doom, Antiyard, Zyvetskistaahn, Soviet Terran, Former English Colony, Empy, Ethnon, Azzarel, Nexia, Old Emporia, Vincone Cae, British Bayonet, Phoronu, United States of Medford, and 316 others.New Trisone, AGoodPlace, Pasargad, The Rhein States, Cinnibar, North Bratislava, Omnistria, Dreadton, The Windmilluminati, Ninjak30, The Sinclarian Provinces, Aeolist, Ham Federation, Solmetria, Acrabinnia, Votak Matim, Advancia-Sizzletown, Trillius, Loutsland, Seenvorland, Kranostav, PotatoFarmers, Zecit, Quentiam Viventem, Leonfire, Nationeer, Merconitonitopia, Vesuva, Aeurithianar, Gurou, Eraver, Xagill, Singamadri, Khoik, Joevala, Herzliyya, Nistriabar, Unshleepd, VictorH, Greater Pittsburgh, Eastern Valskovia, Sikol, Batatoland Empire, Cartures, Sattelbach, Rainengrad, Simone Republic, Loptous, Animu Place, Drentusa, Havonosa, South Baba, Fran Advar, A Salmon Named Harold, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Andanavia, Bankowiata, Inspiratus, AmManies, Staurlanidgerumiegisordia, Ozstan, Dacian Freelands, Laurendon, Wisconsota, Confederacy of North America, Atrito, Katuda, Perikuresu, Capitista, Gendirt, Oannia, Hellsinky, New Terra-Nullius, Liberum Hibernia, Menouria, Intelbrazia, Pazair, KAP03land, Parpyduckland, Cobolica, Regallio, Bornodia, The Arverni Lands, Rex Republic, Gragadoia, Thought Obliteration, Varisland, Filibustra, Arjuna, Esteneng, Omicron Persei V111, Alzaran, Inferior Impor, The Zheng Dynasty, Roman Empire August, Sechiole, Etanur, TyGerria, 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Teriol, Bjorkikistan, Kaschovia, New Cordyceps, Iamm, Florevana, Furballland, Dakota Territories, Calahy, Yokciq Empire, Valentine Z, Petronellania, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Alire, Ayuzhhhhh, The Police, Alogiada, Bedsonya, The Blind Side, Ovekisu, Greater Portugaliza, Great Ignesia, Bodhisva, Republiqueducroissant, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, Federation of Vanguard, Saint-Dauphin, Nakhodka, Arucaria, Tugupaw, Negarden, Inclement Space, The Confederate States of America, Galbadiana, The Scarborough Administration, DarkMondoria, Neptunian Military Administration, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Brandon II, Grith Neria, Lionsroar, Qep, Izern, Amdupe, Kaiser Dominance, Vertigoism, Sindoesia, Crilland, Valiacorkit, Kingdom of Time, Caecar, Bardopia, Sur Isles, Leone Frankia, Kosova, Aerilia, Velting-Instan, The Union of The People of Britannia, Nueva Vaca, -Urzikstan, Zera Israel, The Silver Vale, Geriland, Latin Crimea, R3X, Estremaura, Maxiverse, Salish-Cascadia, Westplain and Tolcor, Small Venezia, Neutral Federation of the Mountains, WDAV, Democratic Republic of Magley, Great Mataram, Toastsylvania, Zandos, Azuriun, Catholicah, Lower Melodia, Tsuen Kwai Tsing, Texopolian TRADE ROUTE, Luminescar, Caeliloquus, Lambadian, Floxia, Selfgradatude, Eurocom, Northumberlandia, Dodos Revenge, Tehmistan, Valondra, Hyphen, Mortionia, Jasmine Dragon, Mystiquelle, Western Justice, Armonker, United Orange Valley States, Republic of the Soulless Hord, Bagojo, Artoriticitys, Segesta, Darbland, Individualist Catopia, Lezaseia, Illusia and Neverendia, Zelenaya Dolina, The Republic of Poland, Novo Imperio de Brasilia, Norwegian FOREST cat, New Chiken, Ereena, Choi Hanji, Verderiesdre, Ziprotscria, Luminerra, Arostica, NederlandseRepubliek, McMasterdonia, Barxa, Kobalera, Halsoni, Kainin, Eludmonden, Lugarvatn, Wechujan, Fragrancia, Psykistriaa, Ropska, Abinved, CzechoSaxony, Pribaltic Union, Germanic Cat, Endus Mea Fral, Texaska, United Kahndaq, Wellate, The Jerichowan 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