Most World Assembly Endorsements: 42ndMost Influential: 175thMost Devout: 659th
The Holy Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
On, Bison!
Old Saxophone Joe
Civil Rights
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North Bratislava

Population9.496 billion

LeaderOld Saxophone Joe
FaithBratislavan Orthodoxy


The Holy Republic of North Bratislava is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Old Saxophone Joe with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.496 billion North Bratislavans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dinkytown. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient North Bratislavan economy, worth a remarkable 1,826 trillion pounds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 192,320 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, and no one born in North Bratislava can fix a leaky faucet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. North Bratislava's national animal is the bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bratislavan Orthodoxy.

North Bratislava is ranked 221,427th in the world and 8,759th in The North Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.31 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 42ndMost Influential: 175thMost Devout: 659thMost Beautiful Environments: 957thBest Weather: 1,004thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,038thMost Cultured: 1,091stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,101stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,147thMost Pacifist: 1,331stLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,336thSafest: 1,468thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,474thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,827thNicest Citizens: 2,033rdMost Advanced Public Education: 2,227thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,233rdLargest Welfare Programs: 2,318thTop
Most Developed: 2,437thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,481stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,530thHealthiest Citizens: 2,672ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,981stLargest Governments: 2,984thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,031stSmartest Citizens: 3,178thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,481stLowest Crime Rates: 4,645thMost Inclusive: 4,712thMost Efficient Economies: 5,768thHighest Average Incomes: 7,515thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,131stHighest Economic Output: 9,337thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,218thMost Stationary: 10,802ndTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 15,411thMost Politically Free: 17,633rdMost Income Equality: 19,450th
Most Devout: 35th in the regionMost Influential: 37th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 39th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 49th in the regionMost Cultured: 52nd in the regionBest Weather: 65th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 65th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 67th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 68th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 80th in the regionMost Pacifist: 87th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 89th in the regionSafest: 93rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 99th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 112th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 114th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 116th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 136th in the regionMost Politically Free: 138th in the regionNicest Citizens: 139th in the regionMost Developed: 157th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 158th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 161st in the regionLargest Governments: 163rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 168th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 174th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 177th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 238th in the regionMost Stationary: 241st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 246th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 294th in the regionMost Inclusive: 304th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 327th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 354th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 525th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 579th in the regionLargest Populations: 660th in the regionRudest Citizens: 672nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 817th in the regionMost Income Equality: 974th in the region

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