The Holy Empire of Enfindania is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by the Templar Party of Enfindania with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, avant-garde cinema, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.028 billion Enfindanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enfindania City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Enfindanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,321 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 210,513 Reichsmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights, conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue, and it is firmly believed that cameras steal souls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enfindania's national animal is the Enfindanian shepherd, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Politic of the Sea of Mythologies.

Enfindania is ranked 2,842^nd in the world and 118^th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 10,615.22 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.