Most Devout: 968thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,366thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,444th
The Holy Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Hope can fall apart, Dreams not!
the Templar Party of Enfindania
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.689 billion

CapitalEnfindania City
Leaderthe Templar Party of Enfindania
Faiththe Politic of the Sea of Mythologies

AnimalEnfindanian shepherd

The Holy Empire of Enfindania is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by the Templar Party of Enfindania with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.689 billion Enfindanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enfindania City. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The all-consuming Enfindanian economy, worth 538 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 145,849 Reichsmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, the nation's youth voluntarily goes to bed early out of sheer tiredness from their working days, knitting needles have been banned in the name of public safety, and Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enfindania's national animal is the Enfindanian shepherd, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Politic of the Sea of Mythologies.

Enfindania is ranked 39,889th in the world and 1,977th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 719.84 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Most Devout: 968thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,366thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,444thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,487thLowest Crime Rates: 1,692ndMost Primitive: 1,925thTop
Most Influential: 3,111thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,183rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,683rdMost Corrupt Governments: 4,104thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,259thMost Authoritarian: 4,385thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,542ndLargest Governments: 4,941stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,948thMost Cultured: 5,602ndMost Conservative: 6,048thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,883rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,631stLargest Welfare Programs: 9,321stHighest Poor Incomes: 10,326thHealthiest Citizens: 10,420thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,826thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,167thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 15,104thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,177thHighest Average Incomes: 15,179thMost Developed: 17,884thMost Extreme: 18,715thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20,322nd
Most Devout: 43rd in the regionMost Primitive: 63rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 64th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 70th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 95th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 129th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 168th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 174th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 178th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 186th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 198th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 206th in the regionMost Extreme: 229th in the regionLargest Governments: 264th in the regionMost Conservative: 279th in the regionMost Cultured: 290th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 427th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 472nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 484th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 564th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 606th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 631st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 690th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 696th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 749th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 835th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 846th in the regionMost Stationary: 907th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 916th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Enfindania's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Enfindania was endorsed by The Dominion of Outer Shenendoah.
  • : Enfindania was endorsed by The Republic of Card Kingdom.
  • : Following new legislation in Enfindania, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion.
  • : Following new legislation in Enfindania, knitting needles have been banned in the name of public safety.
  • : Enfindania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Digital Network Defense"".
  • : Enfindania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Enfindania, the nation's youth voluntarily goes to bed early out of sheer tiredness from their working days.
  • : Following new legislation in Enfindania, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.
  • : Following new legislation in Enfindania, meat-eating is frowned upon.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 164 » Yaorozu, Slyakanya, Shibutani, Territorio di Nessuno, Lulubellia, Aerilia, 1 very fast endotarter, Ethnon, Bharathvarsh, Hamerica, Empy, Guer Aike, Sikol, Koda-Land, The Tampa Bay Rays, The Rhein States, Svenskskit, WeKnow, Orado, Bankowiata, Kazoo Basin, Loutsland, Climeria, Great Bights Mum, Pytong, Omnistria, Republica Guilleana, Corfad, Sundred, Yokciq Empire, Former English Colony, Zzozona, Hardscrabble, Notyoutopia, Xentherida, Pallaith, Cretox State, Runeda, Volstokn, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Port Naga, The Endless Eventide, Interdimensional Zone, Sevinland, Aeolist, New Lakemba, Venicea, Illusia and Neverendia, Valentine Z, Dreadton, and 114 others.Eri-Maqa-Ena, El Fiji Grande, The Serdey Islands, Siwale, Kragsgale, Kranostav, Seijitsu, Dar es Saalam, North Bratislava, Blyskalia, Super Girl, Selfgradatude, Morgul, Madjack, Muqatil, Sunto, Imperial Pieserged, Draconian Progression, East Akra, His Enduring Majesty, Pasargad, Planes, Solcius, Wineclaw, Frances Francis the First of France, Shadowrik, Ravendi, The Mazur Empire, Colfes, Sil Dorsett, Seenvorland, Votak Matim, Star Kingdom, Galbadiana, Ellbonnia, Sachi, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, KhalChicken, Wilkshire, Nodnarb, Daiz, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Andexia, Wisconsota, Strongwill, Alorca, McMasterdonia, Testnation223, Xipher, Moubarakistan, Chips and Guac, Barabolia, Glurponia, The Pantheons, Otakus and Weebs, Odelinor, Clan Spaniel, Vesteysia, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Zemnaya Svoboda, Maott, Sanjurika, Figyjharli, Trumpski, Wapistan, Svenskan, Dangine, Iberia y las Colonias, Travislavania, Lol2639, Siforpeo, Kromi, Shotokonia, Servilis, Aryan Homeland, Simone Republic, Xagill, Holy Oranz, BTProductions, Xyrron, Galaician Empire, Nova Arcania, TyGerria, Yellops, Steampunk Ariel, Religioncord, Tsandonown, Paul Pasch, Tyirza, Defense For The World Assembly, Centrialand, Libertania Democratica, The Calabash Protectorate, Britle, Mon Island, Seanat, Atlunartemis, Ootasa, Libvillia, Nyock, Greater Ale Permars, Ariele, Porotia, Intion North, Merconitonitopia, Boston Castle, Kastonvia, Sopernia, Duurania, Bearical, Unshleepd, Card Kingdom, and Outer Shenendoah.

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