The Holy Lucky Pink Zombie Bat of Owion is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 534 million Owionians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Owion city. The average income tax rate is 37.8%.

The thriving Owionian economy, worth 42.8 trillion Paperclips a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,243 Paperclips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, betting ads have replaced the national anthem at the start of sports matches, commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year, and legend has it Leader's shower singing echoes through the halls of government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Owion's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Owion is ranked 42,401^st in the world and 847^th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,186.92 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.