The Holy Lucky Pink Zombie Bat of Owion is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Orion with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 764 million Owions are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Law & Order and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Owion City Bat. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Owion economy, worth 80.1 trillion Paperclips Bats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 104,829 Paperclips Bats, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 749,263 per year while the poor average 4,798, a ratio of 156 to 1.

The Owion Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, customers who are not the epitome of politeness always find themselves at the back of the queue, tree farms across the nation are overrun by clipboard-wielding biologists, and a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Owion's national animal is the Cow Bat, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Owion is ranked 57,022^nd in the world and 404^th in the South Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 12,870.53 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.