The Holy Lucky Pink Zombie Bat of Owion is a huge, safe nation, notable for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 541 million Owionians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Owion city. The average income tax rate is 37.6%.

The powerhouse Owionian economy, worth 43.9 trillion Paperclips a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,214 Paperclips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, rural children are told reading's important (for other people), and foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Owionian Moonshine". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Owion's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Owion is ranked 41,868^th in the world and 125^th in the Outback for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,207.6 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.