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| Population | 764 million |
| Capital | TANCY GET OFF MY NATION Owion City Bat |
| Leader | TANCY GET OFF MY NATION PAGE Orion |
| Currency | TANCY GET OFF MY NATION Paperclips Bat |
| Animal | TANCY GET OFF MY NATION PAGE Cow Bat |
The Holy Lucky Pink Zombie Bat of Owion is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by TANCY GET OFF MY NATION PAGE Orion with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, zero percent divorce rate, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 764 million Owions are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, with Defense, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Law & Order and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TANCY GET OFF MY NATION Owion City Bat. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Owion economy, worth 80.2 trillion TANCY GET OFF MY NATION Paperclips Bats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 104,981 TANCY GET OFF MY NATION Paperclips Bats, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 748,745 per year while the poor average 4,839, a ratio of 154 to 1.
Vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Owion mussels the biggest in the South Pacific, the Owion Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, customers who are not the epitome of politeness always find themselves at the back of the queue, and tree farms across the nation are overrun by clipboard-wielding biologists. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Owion's national animal is the TANCY GET OFF MY NATION PAGE Cow Bat, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.
Owion is ranked 74,950th in the world and 1,677th in the South Pacific for Most Secular, with 17.85 Atheism Rate.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Owion was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry, Largest Soda Pop Sector, and Most Efficient Economies.
- : Following new legislation in Owion, tree farms across the nation are overrun by clipboard-wielding biologists.
- : Following new legislation in Owion, customers who are not the epitome of politeness always find themselves at the back of the queue.
- : Following new legislation in Owion, the Owion Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
- : Owion changed its national animal to "TANCY GET OFF MY NATION PAGE Cow Bat", its capital to "TANCY GET OFF MY NATION Owion City Bat", its currency to "TANCY GET OFF MY NATION Paperclips Bat", and its leader to "TANCY GET OFF MY NATION PAGE Orion".
- : Following new legislation in Owion, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Owion mussels the biggest in the South Pacific.
- : Owion endorsed
The Holy Empire of The Final Riech.
- : Owion endorsed
The Queendom of Inderania.
- : Owion endorsed
The Republic of Hythenclave.
- : Following new legislation in Owion, new homeowners go furniture hunting with crowbars.