The Allied Districts of Eastern Panem is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by President Cassius R Stone with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 10.176 billion Panemians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Capitol. The average income tax rate is 75.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eastern Panemian economy, worth a remarkable 1,578 trillion Panars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 155,089 Panars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Searches for the word 'monopoly' have skyrocketed since the government rolled out its very own social media platform, thieves insist the wind blew that purse into their hands, the EPBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, and museum visitors often bring lemons and black lights. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Panem's national animal is the Moking Jay, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Eastern Panem is ranked 320,136^th in the world and 3,945^th in the South Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 20.73 on the Bus Surprisal Index.