The United Kingdom of Tsuskia is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Queen · Tanino Gimlet with an even hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory military service. The hard-working, devout population of 6.125 billion Tsuskians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District of Wetbootl. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Tsuskian economy, worth a remarkable 1,092 trillion Tsuskis a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 178,325 Tsuskis, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', tweenage nobles order army regiments to do their homework for them, the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association, and the key to a long musical career is government contracts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tsuskia's national animal is the N／A, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tsuskian Church.

Tsuskia is ranked 103,187^th in the world and 1,167^th in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,181.16 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.