The Neo-Republic of Tsuskia is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by President of the Council · タニノギムレット with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working, devout population of 5.978 billion Tsuskians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District of Wetbootl. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Tsuskian economy, worth a remarkable 1,051 trillion Tsuskis a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 175,921 Tsuskis, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, record executives compete over space on buskers' setlists, the standard government reply to any query is "there is no spoon", and stuttering trypanophobes are doomed never to marry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tsuskia's national animal is the N／A, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tsuskian Church.

Tsuskia is ranked 123,839^th in the world and 721^st in the South Pacific for Largest Populations, with 5.98 billion capita.