Most Valuable International Artwork: 205thMost Inclusive: 268thLeast Corrupt Governments: 274th
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United States of Vietnam

Population13.496 billion

LeaderH Phi Hng

CurrencyVietnam Commonwealth Dong

The Commonwealth of United States of Vietnam is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by H Phi Hng with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.496 billion Vietnamese are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hanoi. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Vietnamese economy, worth a remarkable 4,982 trillion Vietnam Commonwealth Dong a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 369,176 Vietnam Commonwealth Dong, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead", "H Phi Hng got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom, even secular Vietnamese are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!", and military training in United States of Vietnam emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs. Crime is totally unknown. United States of Vietnam's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United States of Vietnam is ranked 275,937th in the world and 11,941st in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 1.01 Obesity Rate.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 205thMost Inclusive: 268thLeast Corrupt Governments: 274thHighest Average Tax Rates: 277thSmartest Citizens: 281stLargest Governments: 296thLargest Welfare Programs: 311thNicest Citizens: 311thMost Beautiful Environments: 325thHighest Food Quality: 333rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 334thMost Cheerful Citizens: 334thHighest Poor Incomes: 347thMost Developed: 349thMost Compassionate Citizens: 359thMost Efficient Economies: 375thLongest Average Lifespans: 379thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 409thBest Weather: 419thLargest Information Technology Sector: 437thSafest: 442ndHealthiest Citizens: 513thMost Advanced Public Education: 522ndLargest Publishing Industry: 539thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 602ndMost Rebellious Youth: 633rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 661stMost Secular: 689thMost Advanced Public Transport: 755thLowest Crime Rates: 767thMost Cultured: 788thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,055thHighest Average Incomes: 1,269thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,185thHighest Economic Output: 2,631stTop
Most Pacifist: 2,802ndMost Influential: 3,164thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,008thRudest Citizens: 4,077thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,040thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,322ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,600thMost Patriotic: 7,753rdNudest: 9,378thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,313thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,369thTop
Most Stationary: 15,581stMost Income Equality: 20,772ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23,133rdLargest Populations: 23,829thMost Politically Free: 25,412th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 10th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 11th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th in the regionMost Developed: 16th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 16th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17th in the regionSafest: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 18th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21st in the regionBest Weather: 22nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 22nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 25th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 26th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 29th in the regionMost Cultured: 30th in the regionMost Secular: 30th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 42nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 43rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 57th in the regionMost Pacifist: 102nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 112th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 118th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 133rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 143rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 150th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 152nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 174th in the regionNudest: 184th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 201st in the regionLargest Populations: 243rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 261st in the regionMost Stationary: 285th in the regionMost Influential: 354th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 364th in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 609th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 977th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,040th in the regionMost Income Equality: 1,118th in the region

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