The Tin of Holy Free is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Trinal XI with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, ban on automobiles, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.987 billion Freians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lordinia. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Holy Freean economy, worth a remarkable 1,787 trillion Freeses a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 127,830 Freeses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Greased palms have made Trinal XI's office smell like gravy, hunters often become the hunted, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, and if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Holy Freean satellites can detect it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Free's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Holsanism.

Holy Free is ranked 6,498^th in the world and 55^th in the South Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 1,183 trillion Standard Monetary Units.