The Republic of Walloonia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by President Maegan Maddock with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 18.143 billion Walloonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aberystwyth. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Walloonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,803 trillion ceiniogs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 99,377 ceiniogs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, beatboxing has replaced the 'Wilhelm scream' as the nation's most popular sound effect, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Walloonia's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Brythonic paganism.

Walloonia is ranked 232,336^th in the world and 3,265^th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 8.24 Obesity Rate.