The Nantucket Nectar of Grace Wellesley Thayer is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Welly Thayer with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 7.086 billion Thayerians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint-Paul-de-Vence. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Thayerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,092 trillion wellies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 154,119 wellies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 593,701 per year while the poor average 27,518, a ratio of 21.6 to 1.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, cheap goods stamped "Made In Dàguó" are increasingly rare, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, and press conferences always end with standing ovations and rapturous applause. Crime is totally unknown. Grace Wellesley Thayer's national animal is the elk, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Thayerian deference.

Grace Wellesley Thayer is ranked 172,149^th in the world and 2,427^th in the South Pacific for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 25.91 Effective Tax Rate.