The Accidentally Socialist Weebs of Wehraboos is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Idiot with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 8.954 billion Wehraboosians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Idiot Town. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Wehraboosian economy, worth a remarkable 2,036 trillion Body Pillows a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 227,385 Body Pillows, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In a fit of passion Idiot has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, and elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wehraboos's national animal is the Baka, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Weeabooism.

Wehraboos is ranked 261,598^th in the world and 11,090^th in the South Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.71 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.