The Accidentally Socialist Weebs of Wehraboos is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Golshi with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 17.525 billion Wehraboosians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eden. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Wehraboosian economy, worth a remarkable 4,150 trillion Monieses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 236,817 Monieses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", the people have taken "Hail Golshi" as an invitation to lob rocks, and heartbroken parents are urged to "smile for the camera". Crime is totally unknown. Wehraboos's national animal is the Oguri Cap, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Weeabooism.

Wehraboos is ranked 307,331^st in the world and 4,256^th in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring -24 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.