The Accidentally Socialist Weebs of Wehraboos is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Golshi with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 17.939 billion Wehraboosians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eden. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Wehraboosian economy, worth a remarkable 4,264 trillion Monieses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 237,708 Monieses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", the people have taken "Hail Golshi" as an invitation to lob rocks, and heartbroken parents are urged to "smile for the camera". Crime is totally unknown. Wehraboos's national animal is the Oguri Cap, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Weeabooism.

Wehraboos is ranked 327,161^st in the world and 4,158^th in the South Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 18.71 on the Bus Surprisal Index.