The Democratic Republic of Dimplingpie is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Princess Dimpy with an even hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.67 billion Dimplingpieans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Dimptropolis. The average income tax rate is 80.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Dimplingpiean economy, worth 798 trillion Pies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,091 Pies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Feeling like a winner comes at a price, tourists outnumber citizens two to one, former Hootangelism holy sites are reconsecrated as teppanyaki restaurants, and crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dimplingpie's national animal is the Wisdom Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hootangelism.

Dimplingpie is ranked 71,760^th in the world and 967^th in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 231.51 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.