The Democratic Republic of Dimplingpie is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Princess Dimpy with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.419 billion Dimplingpieans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Dimptropolis. The average income tax rate is 81.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Dimplingpiean economy, worth 769 trillion Pies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,397 Pies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, feeling like a winner comes at a price, and tourists outnumber citizens two to one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dimplingpie's national animal is the Wisdom Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hootangelism.

Dimplingpie is ranked 10,720^th in the world and 338^th in the South Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 30.18 average smiles per day.