The Democratic Republic of Dimplingpie is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Princess Dimpy with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.544 billion Dimplingpieans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Dimptropolis. The average income tax rate is 80.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Dimplingpiean economy, worth 783 trillion Pies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,644 Pies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, feeling like a winner comes at a price, tourists outnumber citizens two to one, and former Hootangelism holy sites are reconsecrated as teppanyaki restaurants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dimplingpie's national animal is the Wisdom Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hootangelism.

Dimplingpie is ranked 27,676^th in the world and 483^rd in the South Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 79,048.99 Standard Monetary Units.