The Democratic Republic of Dimplingpie is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Princess Dimpy with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.985 billion Dimplingpieans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Dimptropolis. The average income tax rate is 81.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Dimplingpiean economy, worth 697 trillion Pies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,336 Pies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dimplingpie's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government, and solid-gold toilets are Dimplingpiean prisons' least expensive furnishings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dimplingpie's national animal is the Wisdom Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hootangelism.

Dimplingpie is ranked 285,663^rd in the world and 3,738^th in the South Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.34 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.