The Moshpit of Moreana is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Bruce Tobias Harris with a fair hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 19.169 billion Moreanans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Walrussia. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Moreanan economy, worth a remarkable 3,243 trillion kisses a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 169,200 kisses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Police aim to defeat hatred with love with their "hugs-for-thugs" program, policies are debated via video essays and tier lists, people still need you and they still feed you when you're sixty-five, and under love's heavy burden Bruce Tobias Harris sinks lower in the political right's esteem. Crime is totally unknown. Moreana's national animal is the walrus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Rock'n'roll.

Moreana is ranked 4,558^th in the world and 108^th in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 585.05 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.