The Kingdom of Kazhinskia is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Sevestan Ivania-Kaliomar II with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 10.043 billion Kazhi have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kilamonterra. The average income tax rate is 43.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kazhinskian economy, worth 591 trillion ₭ragels a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,865 ₭ragels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign despots proudly bandstand on Kazhinskian airwaves, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, one does not simply walk into the tundra, and civil engineers are undermining sinkholes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kazhinskia's national animal is the Kazhi Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ivakazmahnism and Kazmahnism.

Kazhinskia is ranked 60,270^th in the world and 792^nd in the South Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 48,322.12 Standard Monetary Units.